BLOG ENTRY NO. 3673-34-A
Hummmmm.
The sound of the hum, there. Invented in 1792 by King Henry VIII (He was the one who had loads of wives - cool guy!) the hum is not as popular today. Hum-bop? Mmm-bop more like!
So how are you? A bit tired you say? Hungover? Depressed? Suicidal? Haha, cheer up, it might never happen! Oh, it already did? Your mum was mauled by a herd of hyenas you say? Oh dear!
Here's a short excerpt from SFX magazine, from an interview with Hollywood director Barry Barryson, about his hit film "Titanic". Titanic is the top grossing movie of all time, with almost three people going to watch it.
SFX: Barry, I can call you Barry, right? Barry, what was your principal inspiration for the visual style used in "Tit"anic?
Barry: That's a spicy meatball! Mamma mia, mister!
SFX: How did you convince Kate Winslet to, how can I put this, "flop her baps out"? That is to say, show her breasts? Am I being to obtuse?
Barry: Me no understand, home boy! Wigga!
SFX: And what have you got lined up next then Michael?
Barry: Aaaaaah, de kenya, fellla lisssimo (continues to sing the title sequence from The Lion King)
I think you'll agree, that was "quite" an interview, eh readers?! Titanic opens in cinemas next week. Haha, "tit".
Now let's get serious for a moment. Anyone who posts blogs about what goes on in their life is a "gay". A "gay" of the highest order. No one cares how you got a good deal in HMV on blank CDs. Any more blogs I see like this, I will be ripping from the internet using Nero, or something. They call me the hacker.
Next week: lesbian staplers "get saucy". HP saucy that is! All the sauce in next weeks' edition, so make sure you staple yourself over here then, lesbian.
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Friday, September 23, 2005
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